Behold the Kickmen

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#24 of 730 games tagged Football (Soccer)#23 of 320 Sports games released in 201785% positive — against 77% for a typical Football (Soccer) game

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BEHOLD THE KICKMEN is a football game made by someone who has no understanding of, or interest in, what is affectionately known as "The Wonderful Game". Start at the bottom of the Big Boring Football Spreadsheet and grind your way up to become the best at the football anyone's ever seen.

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ActionSportsIndieCasualFootball (Soccer)

About the game

Released
July 20, 2017
Developer
Size Five Games
Publisher
Size Five Games
Genres
Action, Casual, Indie, Sports
Metacritic
58

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