Messiah Simulator

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A Gnostic survival roguelite where you play as Jesus, get the miracles slightly wrong, and try not to be crucified. The perfect gift for your ultra-religious friend—or the one who thinks they're the Messiah. Jesus lasted 33 years. You'll be lucky to last five minutes.

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About the game

Released

May 11, 2026

Developer

Patrick Gallaway

Publisher

Pontius Pilates Publishing

Genres

Adventure, Casual, Indie, Simulation