My Ransomware Can't Be This Cute?!

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You've been hacked by a sentient malware! And now she wants to play a little card-flipping game with you... Deduce where the evil cards are with facts and logic, or just trust your gut and go for your million-dollar card. Game breaking builds are encouraged!

Tags

DeckbuildingStrategyRogueliteCuteAnime

About the game

Released
Coming soon
Developer
The Seppuku Commission
Publisher
The Seppuku Commission
Genres
Simulation, Strategy
Game languages
English, French, Italian, German, Spanish - Spain, Japanese, Korean, Simplified Chinese, Traditional Chinese

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